Just to show you how weird us lifeguards are, (yes, I know it should be we lifeguards, but I don't care) I'll tell you how we were spending our time waiting to open today. We were all lined up on our DI couches talking about how funny it would be to rotate the lap pool backwards. The sad part is, we actually found it amusing. Then we thought of ways that we could start in the middle of the rotation, or even do a criss-cross switch back sort of thing. When we ran out of ideas for that, we watched two girls play volleyball/hacky sack with diving sticks. That entertained us for up to ten minutes. It was really funny though.
Anyway, nothing interesting at work today, just a large amount of messes for guards that weren't me to clean up (the leopard seal had to clean several up, but it's his own gosh darn fault for breaking his arm and getting himself on the cleaning crew for the entire month). No one drowned while I was there, which is good. But people are starting to notice that they always have me guarding the kiddie pool now. Even when I take other people's shifts I somehow end up with C pool. It's definitely a conspiracy to truly rob me of my sanity.
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