Lifeguard Insanity II

Today, I will impart with you the true nature of lifeguards. In sooth, all we claim to be is a farce. Our title is insider code for "Over-glorified Janitorial Vultures." You don't believe me? Think about it: we sit in our plastic and metal nests waiting for someone to start to die. Then, when all potential deaths are gone, we clean up any residual traces of their presence. I did a lot of that last part today. Yuck.