Lack of a Life

Well, due to a lack of swimming gear, I was unable to go to swim practice. I went to water polo, but not swim. And I have deduced that I have no life. I have spent the entire day wasting away. And my chlorine levels are dropping. I feel my susceptibility to infection rising. My immune system has given itself completely over to the power of chlorine. Anyway, it makes me wonder what people do with their time, how they ever manage to not do their homework, and what I would do with myself if I didn't swim. Maybe I would hang out with friends on weekdays. The badger has spread rumors of such things now that she is free from chlorinated constraints. I think it's a myth. Myth myth (yes? I love Muppets). So today has been a day of much contemplation and even more withering of my consciousness. I can feel my mind going to mush and my muscles fading. I can feel the food I have grazed on congealing in my stomach. And I can feel the germs using the absence of constant chlorine as an excuse to attack my body.